Don’t look now, but I think this Shauna whore is exactly what this walking blow-up doll will look look in 5 years.

As much as we are all aware that this skank’s punani is as big as the Grand Canyon, let’s spare ourselves the bullshit of not admitting we won’t skeet skeet skeet our way between those juicy funbags. Now that we’ve gotten that out of our chests, enjoy!

If you haven’t gotten enough of Stephanie Seymour’s slippery tit and it’s flirting ways, here it is spotted once again playing peek-a-boo with the paps at St. Barth’s over the weekend.

Is it just me or does she look like a cross-breed between Helena Christensen and Cindy Crawford? A lot older and a more cellulitey version but equally hot, I ain’t hitting that ass any less.

As if you haven’t seen enough already of this trashy whore’s chumbawambas, here they are again getting a little sun exposure in front of the paps.

Here’s Katie Price showing those other bitches the right way to wear a girdle top thingy or whatever it is these sluts wear to get eye-ball fucked.

Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!

…you don’t say…Xenu?

Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.

I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.

Realizing her two minutes of fame is up for having been knocked up by some d-lister manwhore named Scott Dick Disick, the same tool whose nickname in college was STD(true story), here’s Kourtney Kardashian walking her lactating jugs around Miami for some paparazzi lovin’.

Maaaann..look at those motherfuckers waiting for me to motorboat the milk outta them! This is the only thing I like about pregnant women, they come with lubricant for the smooth sailing.

Hot daaaaamn sweet momma…those things could just might be the answer to world peace.

Now this right here is what I want to see first thing in the morning and last thing at night. Okay and maybe on my lunch break too…and can we slip that in my 15-min cig break? I don’t know exactly when these cum-inducing shots were taken nor do I give a flying fuck. All I want to do now is to fap fap fap. So if you’ll excuse me, I have a ‘huge’ problem…worse than world peace, that needs to be taken care of.

Oh my…what nice tits you have, grandma…

One of Britain’s hottest memaw skipped her bed time last night and kissed her dentures for good luck before attending the Love ball charity fundraiser in a Slutdog Millionare-themed dress. And like all aging hoes trying to live their life to fullest, she decided to say fuck it to her bra and added some spice to the night.

Somewhere, Hugh Grant is drunk-dialing her right now while fapping to these shots.

Yeah I know bitch. We all agree that these pics are pretty much yawn-material. And whoop dee doo! Judging from the thumbs below, looks like this tranny clown’s got the crabs. I love how she doesn’t give a flying fuck scratching her punani in front of the paps. Ever heard of a yeast cream?!

What’s a surefire way to make a classy fashion event turn into a ghetto strip show? Put Methface in it! Because no night is ever spared without witnessing her tits, here they are in all their sagging glory at the Richie Rich Fashion Show in NYC. Whatever. I’d still motorboat and fuck those things. Gawd I love whores…