Ya know what, it’s pretty easy to spot a tranny. ‘Coz those bitches are loud! They usually have big mouths you can fit two bottles of Hennesy in. Sure a T-girls still has adam’s apple, muscular shoulders, a sharp jaw and the 5 o’clock shadow but they’re still the same cock suckers who loves taking it in their assholes day and night. So when I spotted pics of Brooke Hogan looking rough as fuck, she didn’t faze me at all. That bitch is a full-blown tranny. Muscular lady by day but by night she’s a walking steroid-injected cock.

The bastard child of Shamu and Hulk Hogan was spotted frolicking at the beach this weekend for her shitty music video and believe it not, but the malnourished little midget she’s canoodling with is her boyfriend. I smell something fishy. Is it just me or does the dude really have a dolphin head? Either way, it’s fucked up. I doubt he even know Brooke is a real girl. He’s probably in it for the dick.

So bitch, you better stop stalling the fucky fucky and show him your true color. Drop the strap-on dildo and let him know that your tranny face doesn’t come with a real dick. If he acts up, throw his ass back into the ocean.

Damn. I never knew Miss Piggy could look hot in a stripper pole. I feel like I’m in a ranch watching a slutty pig rolling in the mud. But fuckin’ aside, this hot bitch is one of the biceps that Hulk Hogan popped out of his mutant body. Brooke Hogan may be a not-talent hoe in desperate need of attention aside from the “attention” he’s already getting from her dad(No, no…ofcourse not. I wasn’t saying shit about Hulk’s Brooke look-alike girlfriend and the photos of him putting lotion on her daughter’s ass. Geez…what gave you that idea?), but maybe her true talent lies at the pole.

So yeah, this little stunt of hers at the Calle Ocho festival in Miami don’t surprise anyone ‘coz it’s probably just Hulk whoring her out again. But next time, can’t they find a bigger pole? The bitch makes it look like a damn toothpick.

This bulky blonde hottie spouted out of Hulk Hogan’s biceps like the steroids escaping his decaying body through his butt. Blondie has been on a roll these days promoting her music, doing the mall route and a few bar gigs. We all know the audience aren’t there for the music. Fuck music. Just the sight of her sweet honkers are enough music to my eyes and I’m way sure if I hear her nightingale-like voice, my happy cock will whistle to it.

Check out Brooke’s tight banging body in these pics. You might want to crop her face off though. You don’t want to be fucking Hulk in your dreams tonight.