Archive for the ‘British Celebs’ Category
Kelly Brook’s Juicy Cleavage
21/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kelly Brook, cleavage candids by: Mike
It’s been a while since I haven’t posted some latest pics of this Brit goddess with the fan-fuckin’-tastic body so this one’s for you horny bastards ‘coz I’m feeling generous these days. And when I’m generous, that only means I haven’t found any celeb hoes who’s willing to flash me their tits or pussy.
On that note, here’s Kelly Brook and her sweet bouncy gems signing autographs outside the London Southbank TV Studios in London. Because sometimes I miss me some celeb slut with her clothes on.
Lily Allen Flashes Her Tits In Venice
20/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebs without Underwear, Lily Allen, cleavage candids by: Mike
This just in. A patient from a mental institute in Venice bit her way out of her straightjacket and tried to jump off the balcony when her psychiatrist caught up with her in the nick of time. Unfortunately for her the motherfucker was fast, but luckily for us he wasn’t fast enough to cover her tits so the paps, being the sly bastards that they are knows that hard work and perseverance plus a lot of titty and ass candids plays the heavenly sound of ka-ching! in their ears, snapped these titty pics before he led her back to her underground cell and made her wear a strap-on dildo as he ordered her to boink his ass with a gagball in his mouth. At least, that’s how I imagined this turned out to be, juging from the pics. But in reality, it’s that snot-nosed balcony whore Lily Allen flashing the paps after a good old-fashioned morning sex. See, all of a sudden the ball of excitement went dry as Lilo’s bank account. I tried.
Take a peek of more of Lily’s titties getting fondled by a bloke who looks like a fat and uglier version of Keifer Sutherland with a bad case of halitosis.
Lily Allen’s Slippery Tits In A Black Dress
12/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lily Allen, Nipple Slips, cleavage candids by: Mike
Okay I know that you sick fucks are thinking I’m slacking off ‘coz all I’ve been posting here the past few days are irrelevant whores with lopsided titties that are exciting as a pack of chicken broth but titties are titties and any celebwhore who’s got ‘em has got their destinies engraved in the titty slip category–WILLY NILLY.
On that note, here’s Lily Allen’s booblets smiling for the paps ‘coz they got more personality than her.
Geri Halliwell’s Tits At The Breast Cancer Care 2009
08/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Geri Halliwell, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Ginger Spice raised more than just cancer awareness at The Breast Cancer Care 2009 Fashion Show yesterday in London by showing her sweet juicy rack. Some people might think this shit’s inappropriate since half of the chicks there at the event are missing one boob or both.
Well, think of it this way. She’s prolly just trying to inspire those girls to have confidence in themselves, that having an awesome set of funbags won’t take away the fact that a bitch is still butt-ugly.
Kate Beckinsale Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
05/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Hotpants, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kate Beckinsale, celeb milfs by: Mike
Because everybody loves to whack over a hot milf with nipples that are always happy to see you, Kate Beckinsale is on the cover of Esquire and the Sexiest Woman Alive in their demographic. Damn…that body’s what’s up! And to think that’s she’s alreay 36. Suddenly, Megan Fox’s appeal became as mysterious as Santa Claus actually turning out to be your school principal creeping over to your Mom’s room at night. (Damnit! That explains why every day is Christmas Eve at home!)
Here’s Kate Beckinsale being a hot motherfucker in her photoshoot for Esquire.
