In other upskirt whoring news, The Sunday’s Frankie Sandford decided that it was time for another one of her punani-flashing moments and naturally the paps being the true-blooded pervs that they are were there to capture the beautiful moment right on time. Close-ups below.

Seen here in these pics is a  frisky walrus that loves to camouflage itself by sneaking among people before slipping itself into a bikini and enjoying a sun tan. This walrus is so gifted that it even managed to camouflage itself to look like Kerry Katona. Amazing creatures, these walruses.

Realizing her punani needs a holiday from hosting too much married cocks, she decided to hit the beach while ditching her top. Click the thumbs below for more Sienna goodness.

I don’t know how the hell I’ve missed this but here’s Kelly Brook’s upskirt pics while getting out of the car. Panties or no panties? You decide. Well based on the headline post I went ahead and assumed what’s more of a possibility to my dick me.

There’s not a lot I like about Britain…and the fact that 90 percent of the population looks like something two fraternal twins would bear if one of them got knocked up by the other isn’t really helping. But when I think about it, most chicks there have bigger racks than bitches here in America. Chicks here are way better looking yeah but  if you ask me which one has the better end of the deal…let’s just say I’m a typical man so my dick has the remote control to my brain. On that note, allow me to raise a teacup with my pinky in the air and say…you did good this time Britain, you did good.

Here’s Gemma Atkinson and her sweetbejeezus of a rack for Nuts.

As if you haven’t seen enough already of this trashy whore’s chumbawambas, here they are again getting a little sun exposure in front of the paps.

Here’s Katie Price showing those other bitches the right way to wear a girdle top thingy or whatever it is these sluts wear to get eye-ball fucked.

Hot daaaaamn sweet momma…those things could just might be the answer to world peace.

Now this right here is what I want to see first thing in the morning and last thing at night. Okay and maybe on my lunch break too…and can we slip that in my 15-min cig break? I don’t know exactly when these cum-inducing shots were taken nor do I give a flying fuck. All I want to do now is to fap fap fap. So if you’ll excuse me, I have a ‘huge’ problem…worse than world peace, that needs to be taken care of.

In picking the kind of girls to bring home, I always take my momma’s advice. She told me someone with character is always a keeper otherwise she’s gonna be some chick you’ll have to kick out of your bed the next morning. Well mom, I think I finally found the right one and oh man.. does she have a huge personality–on her chest! That should count right? Right mom? Mom?

Here’s my future girlfriend Rosie Jones taking out her ‘personalities’ for me in Nuts magazine.

Because Lady GagMe is like your annoying uncle who won’t stop trying to fuck you when you were a kid (wait what?), here she is in all her sagging glory at her concert in Liverpool arena. I am so over being disgusted and offended by this bitch that I don’t know what to make of these shots anymore except of the fact that I’d still WON’T HIT IT!

Do. Not. Want.

File this one under ’shit that don’t really matter’. I honestly don’t know the reason behind this boney whore’s fame. She’s ugly as fuck and looks like a younger version of Courtney Love. I don’t know what the big deal is but I do know one thing she doesn’t have. A damn ass.

It sure didn’t stop the paps from maneuvering their shit to catch a glimpse of it, did it? Here are the outtakes if you give a rat’s ass.  Ironically, a rat’s ass would’ve been more interesting to see.