Archive for the ‘Brad Pitt’ Category
Brad Pitt’s Benjamin Button Is Unbuttoned
22/01/2009 posted in Brad Pitt, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
This is what you get for having a child-hoarding horny cunt like Saint Ange for a wife. Your daily obligations is to fuck her in any time of the day and plant your baby seeds in there regardless of whatever fuckery these celebutards have to go to try to gain more love from the paps. In this case though, Brad Pitt left his fly open in hopes that his overworked balls escape on their own to live their godforsakenlives like normal balls do.
Brad Pitt Promotes Pubestaches
03/12/2008 posted in Brad Pitt, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Not sure if he’s a Robert Redford fanatic or a Hitler’s advocate trying to pull of this look. Brad Pitt is fighting for the rights of mustaches and has got his home-wrecker girlfriend Jolie to back him up, supporting him every step of the way. He doesn’t need support, his narcissistic ego has got that covered. What he needs is directions to the nearest barber shop to have that little nasty face-bush he calls a ’stash shaved asap. He told Extra that it’s his main priority right now(other than basking in his own goodness) to promote ’staches. And if that weren’t gay enough, BFF Clooney joined in on the hairy mission.
“That’s my goal,” the actor, 44, told Extra at the Monday screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in New Orleans. “I don’t think ’staches are respected enough.” -Extra
Last time I checked, hairy armpits were the latest fad in Hollywood. Check out these two ass-wipes looking like idiots sporting the porn star ’stache, which are no match even for Tom Selleck’s ass hair.
