Not to be outskanked by Thunder Thighs, Rihanna and her fivehead induced some pre-cum out of the paparazzis last night giving them a peek of her panties while getting out of the car. However, she may have went overboard with the competition. Who needs Thunder Thighs if there’s Tremor Thighs!

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Beyonce and her thunder thighs was spotted getting out of the car with class last night. Are her fat trunks ever shut?? It’s always either jiggling the cheese in her meat or wide open for the camera. The run in her stockings added a touch of elegance with her whole ‘expensive hooker’ look. Hey, atleast she had the common decency to wear panties right? Had she gone commando it would be the start of the apocalypse.

Ah, to be the seat on that bicycle. I’m surprised it’s not minced into dust by now, what with it being between Beyonce’s thunder thighs and all. Man, Jay-Z’s skull must be made of steel, imagine this hot hoe motorboating his face every night.

Click the thumbs below to see more of Beyonce pussy-peddling one lucky-ass bike for the paps. Some sick asshole’s gonna sniff that seat later in the parking lot, you can bet on it.

The Jungle queen of Titty Flashing did a musical number with Hugh Jackman and as expected her tits made a cameo somewhere between the flipping and dipping. Though I must say she did a very good job in restraining her thunder thighs from wrecking the stage.

Check out these pics of Beyonce and her slippery tits in a dance number at the Oscar Academy Awards.

Beyonce aka Sasha Fierce aka Thunder Thighs is the queen of concert flashing. If this bitch would just take one fuckin minute to stay put and quit jiggling and shaking her booty all over the place then this crap wouldn’t have seen the light of day. In her latest concert she was having one of her epileptic seizures and accidentally flashed the audience with her tits. But they weren’t the only ones with a special performance after her coochies made a quick appearance under the hoe’s gold satin stripper clothes.

Well it actually looks like a deformed pussy to me. No shit. I wouldn’t be surprised about that since her thunder thighs rate a 6.0 on the richter scale. That shit’s magnitude might’ve done something to her coochie.