Ha! You fell for it! C’mon fellas, there’s no way you’ll ever catch this Israeli bombshell getting filled up for real by some butt-nugget from the reality show Jershey Shore called ‘ Mike The Situation”. Not only because no one can possibly fuck a tool who wants to be known to the world by that name but because her punani and my pork sword are meant to be together someday. Not unless she’s a cheating whore. Wait, why do I say whore like it’s a bad thing? Ahh I’m a weirdo.

Below is Bar’s ass in a hot bikini. Just because.

Here’s Bar Rafaeli’s ridiculously hot badonkadonk doing the bikini thing once again for 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit mag, giving us a hard-on over something we can’t ever stick our pathetic weiners in and giving us enough reason to continue to fight for Isreal.

And can I just say this? Screw you Leonardo DiCarpio! You have only Titanic to thank for, you lucky bastard.

Here’s Bar Rafaeli doing the bikini thing but now with more tits. Maaaan…I swear I would fuck away the sadness from her eyes, all she has to do is take her clothes off. That and well, if she lets me boink her without a condom. What? That’s a good deal right?

Hot damn sweetheart, my friend Mr. Hardy Dick here is happy to see you!

Bar Rafaeli… Mmm mmm mmm…how you doin’? That right there is one ridiculously retarded ass! I mean I can anything out of those crapsacks. I got to say that this amazing chick’s the next best thing that came out of Israel next to Jesus.

And like a heartless Roman soldier to Jesus, I just want to fuckin’ nail her!