Amber Rose, also known as Gayfish’s walking human dildo was spotted frolicking in Miami yesterday. She should’ve ditched the string bikini ‘coz it’s doing a shitty job covering up that monster ass. I could be wrong though. Methinks it serves as a floss to her butthole since she looks like the kind of hoe who loves taking two dicks in there at the same time.

She probably learned that shit from Kanye. Who says you can’t teach a bald dog new tricks?

One thing that’s obvious in these pictures and of the ones I posted yesterday is that Slutney has a thing for roses. Apparently, she thinks the only thing that looks good with those tits are not K-fed’s mouth or any of her dickwad exes’ but two red roses. That’s classic. I wonder what that shit signifies.

Since her Pepaw started to run her life and made her his own personal puppet, her vajayjay doesn’t seem to be getting any anymore. So I’m thinking the roses symbolize her hunger for a big fat weiner to sprinkle them with nourishment. I could be wrong though. If only those roses could talk before they dry out. But yeeeah getting sketched balls deep to her sagging tits they’d probably just barf.

Britney Spears may have left the psych ward without her razor. Just when I thought Britney Spears has got tired grossing me out, she threw me a whopper. Here she is sporting the French armpit. I guess with everything that’s going on with her, appearing on the upcoming issue of Rolling Stones spilling her guts out about her tragic life and winning more visitation rights with her two sons Preston, 3 and Jayden 2, it’s all work and no shave for the pop sensation. She’s been featured a few times on the magazine since she was 17 when she appeared on the pages in a skimpy bra and hotpants holding a Teletubby stuffed toy in her ‘hit me baby one more time’ days.  Lately she’s been off and running around promoting her new album entitled Circus which will released on the day of her 27th birthday–Dec 2. Doubting this cuckoo’s state of mind, I won’t be surprised if she shows up at the press as the bearded-pit lady.

Involve yourselves in Britney Spears’ hairy situation in these photos.