There comes a day when a celeb whore is in no mood to flash her beef jerky to the paps. Bai Ling was having one of those days yesterday so while getting out of the car, she decided to cover her crotch with her hand but guess who was in the mood for some exposure? Thaaaat’s right.

Here’s the slippery little critter getting the best out of the situation.

Here’s Bai Ling parading around her tits like it’s my fuckin’ birthday. Yeah sure she’s got a face of a lady-boy whose years of planting rice in their backyard back in her small town in China has taken it’s toll but she delivers the tits so well I’m afraid I have no choice but to rub one out. What? Don’t fuckin’ judge me.

The slithery wallet-fucking whore other known as Bai Ling made her worthless self useful by promoting a fund-raising program for a children’s hospital yesterday and it looks like she did a good job reminding the mothers to always breastfeed their babies by exposing a tit at one point.

Click the thumb below to see a close-up of this asian trollop’s half-assed nip slip.