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Audrina Patridge In A Bikini For FHM

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Because we haven’t seen a pair of hot honkers in a while after my post about the whore clown Lady GagMe, let Audrina Patridge’s sweet tits make it up to you in the old-fashioned way.

Here she is doing the bikini thing for FHM.

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Audrina Patridge’s Hot Tits In A Sexy Black Dress

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Hot dayum…how ya doin’ Audrina Patridge?

The things I would do to those juicy chesticles. I wouldn’t know where to start and frankly, a few things(fine, everything) I could think of doing to her is some sick shit but I guess it’s safe to say that I would love to dive in balls-first in those things and motorboat the living life out of them.

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Audrina Patridge’s Half-Naked Pics For Maxim

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I’ve been having an inside debate lately about whether or not Ceiling Eyes is hot. I don’t know, her concave titties has always given me mixed emotions. But these pics of her in the latest issue of Maxim pretty much sealed the deal. I mean c’mon, the hoe nailed it.

To the normal guy’s eye, these may seem like regular magazine-sexy pics. But to us with the brain of a horny rabid beast, I see a half-naked nymph with the serious case of eating disorder, a squirter and a chick who’s willing to do your laundry after bumping sexy parts with her in the laundry room.

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Audrina Patridge’s Hard Nipples In A Red Bikini

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A pair of airbags with raisins on top of each was spotted floating in the sea. Woah wait, they actually belong to this hot hoe Audrina Patridge. It’s her fake honkers getting titty-fucked by the waves…and just like that things got a little more interesting for ya huh.

Yeah she might be another one of those useless sluts who earns some publicity sucking on the fame cock and she may be contributing nothing, nothing but the sight of her double D’s in skimpy bikinis and slutty outfits but when you think about it, that’s everything.

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Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot In Hawaii

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Not sure how many black cocks motorcaded this brunette hottie’s tits for them to permanently pull a Moses’ Red Sea stunt but I don’t give a rat’s ass really. This bitch’s doing it for me. Ohh the things I’d do to her with that Corona bottle. Imagine if i had three bottles of that shit…What?? I’d juggle it infront of her to amuse her(and possibly juggle my way in her pants too.)

What’d you think I was gonna do? Man I ain’t sick like you. I just figured I’d act like one of them circus people ‘coz this chick digs Benji Madden. Everybody can look like a circus freak right? This hot bitch’s standard in guys are so low even Joaquin Pheonix in his recent state can easily trip(I meant literally not figuratively) and land his cheesy caveman dick in her pussy.

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