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Rihanna’s Tits In A Green Pantsuit At The Echo Awards

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I’m not sure what the deal is with Chris Brown’s ex-punching bag but it seems like she’s really embracing her ‘animalistic’ side, and I don’t mean it in a dirty way. Look I have tried hard enough to resist making a single racist joke about her but Jeezus christ the bitch sure is asking for it–without the lube.

Here she is at some event looking like a spider monkey with a bad hair dye. If you’re not convinced, then perhaps THIS will put my point across.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s

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Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.

I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.

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