Archive for the ‘Megan Fox’ Category
Megan Fox’s Lingerie Ad For Emporio Armani
12/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Megan Fox by: Mike
Because the head bitches over at Emporio Armani is already sick of Victoria Beckham’s alien cunt face, they booted her anorexic ass and replaced my ex-wife Megan Fox as the new face for their latest ad campaign. Although I am pretty disappointed she’s not on her knees with a dong in her mouth, these sexy lingerie shots of her is motivating me to bust some hand muscles…if you get my drift.
Ofcourse you do.
Perv.
Megan Fox’s Sexy Photoshoot For Rolling Stone
21/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Megan Fox, cleavage candids by: Mike
It’s a slow day. Thank God these sexy pics of Megan Fox in the pages of Rolling Stone is kinda cutting it for me. Now that we’ve went past her adam’s apple, trailer trash tattoos and can’t-act-fo’-shit antics, give yourself a pat on the back for improving your focusing skills.
Ya’ll know we need plenty of that shit when celebwhores are being lazy and all it’s come down to is a pic of Lady Gaga flashing her cock. You know that shit’s gonna happen soon.
Megan Fox Chicken Dancing At Teen’s Choice Awards
13/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Megan Fox, cleavage candids by: Mike
I love you Megan Fox, but no amount of naughty tongue licking can make me turn the other way. I got to admit this is the first time I’ve seen a hilarious pic of Megan looking all awkward and shit doing some kind of chicken dance at the Teen’s Choice Awards last night.
Whatevs, she’s still my dream girl no matter what. She’s probably just giving a shout out to any retarded kids in the audience so they won’t feel left out. See, it pisses me off when people try to compare her to Angelina Jolie ‘coz she’s way hotter and more bangable. Plus, she’s also got a golden heart. Does Saint Ange care for the retards of the world like Megan? I thought so.
Megan Fox Gives The Paps The Finger
16/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Megan Fox by: Mike
You know she uses that same finger to put in her ass when she gets her sweet punani pounded by Brian Austin Green. Megan’s the type of chick who knows what she wants and what she doesn’t want, so when some pap trailed her ass for some candids yesterday, she flipped him off.
Maybe she’s on PMS or maybe the pap asked her to flash them titties. Amateur bastards. What he should’ve done was to introduce himself as a producer and ask her to wash his ‘ferrari’ and he’ll be getting more than a titty flash.
Megan Fox Washed Michael Bay’s Ferrari
09/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Megan Fox, cleavage candids by: Mike
Hollywood’s hottest pussy peddler Megan Fox and her juicy tits were spotted signing autographs after an event. Enjoy the attention while you can darling. ‘Coz it’s gonna take more than a car wash to corner Michael Bay for a role after making him dive balls deep into douchebaggery from your natural wisdom. And by wisdom, I meant your verbal diarrhea. It’s contagious really. Because now, Bay is on a roll trying to shit on her in interviews. San Francisco Chronicles report:
“But the star’s start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons. He writes in his film column for the Observer newspaper, “He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her.” And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up, quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition. He adds, “She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’ -San Francisco Chronicles
I’m pretty sure she did a pretty good job, since she looks like she knows her way around a hose. But I think we all know that by ‘Ferrari’, the motherfucker meant his parched, veiny dick.
