Archive for the ‘Ashlee Simpson’ Category
Ashlee Simpson Drunk-Bashed Michelle Tranchtenberg
08/06/2009 posted in Ashlee Simpson, Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Drunk Celebs, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
In other classy news, Dumbo’s slutty sister ASShlee Simpson is half the attention whore her fat sister is when drunk. Her douchey garden gnome of a husband, Pete Wentz and she went at an event and was seated next to his ex-girlfriend, Michelle Trachtenberg. Things were cordial at first but after a few drinks, she reportedly started to show her true self by jumping on Pete’s lap and started grinding like a stripper. Page Six explains more of the fun:
“Things got out of control,” an insider was quoted. An increasingly loud Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance while staring directly at Michelle and hurling insults at her.
“She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting,” a witness told the Web site.
Things reached a climax when Simpson screamed at a confused Trachtenberg, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was [fucking] him!” -Page Six
Damn. That slut. Pete’s gnome dick is probably as thick as the branches of the lawn tree he lives in for ASShlee to be talking shit like that with passion.
Ashlee Simpson’s White Panties Upskirt
11/12/2008 posted in Ashlee Simpson, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck by: Mike
Ashlee Simpson, the kid sister of you-know-who-dumbass Simpson is clearly following in her sister’s slutty hoeshoes. First, the hideous singing and now the upskirts. At least her ass looks fuckable, I’ll give her that. This brunette chick just gave birth to a son and probably got lazy thinking of a name after naming him Bronx Mowgli. Jesus. Seriously now, who the fuck would name their son after a village kid raised by a pack of freakin wolves and has a black bear for a sidekick in Jungle book? It’s names like these that would get a kid thrown eggs at all throughout his schooling years. Hoebama should start mandating a law against sick parents such as this upskirt skank. They should be punished by christening them with a fugly name as well. Like Booby Baloo, in her case.
Ashlee Simpson out of the Outback
28/05/2008 posted in Ashlee Simpson, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Cute and leggy Ashlee Simpson leaving the outback steakhouse in LA with some unknown dude. No idea who the fuck he is – maybe her lover? Anyway Ashlee looks damn hot in her dress and those boots look like customized for her. Lets hope she doesnt get that slutty type of girl like her sister – Jessica Simpson pretends to be. Oh wait, she actually is a slut.
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