So I guess these pictures taken yesterday of our little cokewhore is real proof that the rumors about her brand new D’s are true. How can you not be sold, man? Her blouse are practically pulled fuckin’ down under her tits and if that’s not flaunting her new rocks, then maybe this, this and especially THIS should remind you of the beast and her miserable-looking tits that used to terrorize the streets of London.

Our favorite crackie from Camden finally resurfaced after months of hibernating her rotting skeleton in the island of St. Lucia. And although these pics may bring out some feeling of guilt, shame and awkwardness in your no-no, allow a few minutes for this majestic sight to sink in to your skin while patting your no-no and assuring it that everything will be alright.

Here she is taking out her brand-new tits all over London town last night. You know there’s still hope for humanity when Amy Winehouse actually looks fuckable after a boob job.

I was looking for old pics of hot-celebs-turned-saggy-cokehead-bitches and I hit the breaks when I spotted pics of everyone’s favorite Crackie of Camden. Who would’ve known the walking cadaver was once a beautiful butterfly–who also happens to have a bushy vagina.

Check out these pics of Amy Winehorseface Winehouse with her pubes hanging out. If you kinda tilt your head to the left, you’ll actually get a semi boner.

It’s not even Halloween and the Crackwhore of Camden is already scaring me balls deep with this shit. She’s going as the crypt keeper hooker who gives slutty corpses a blowjob for a tub of maggots. I know the whole of humanity should be thankful she’s considerate enough to wear panties and not expose her rotten smegma of a vagina Blaaaaaake has been eating like cold oysters but maybe, just fucking maybe, she could be a little bit more considerate and put the last pair of panties she owns over her head so we won’t see any more of her toothless gnarling crackwhore face.

That being said, I’d hit that…with a damn sledgehammer!

The Crackie of Camden took her rock-hard tits to court yesterday with her Pepaw and pleaded not guilty after being accused of bitchslapping a fan asking for her damn autograph. She arrived to court looking her best, which isn’t saying a lot. But hey atleast we didn’t get to see a snarling back-alley whore yelling “Blaaaaaaaaake!” while running down the street. Daily Mail reporter will explain more of this shit:

Amy Winehouse made a typically bizarre appearance at court today as she denied assaulting a fan at a charity ball. The singer, looking tanned and healthy in a tight floral minidress, blew kisses to the huge media pack and grabbed her chest as she sashayed into the City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court.

Winehouse recently returned from a two-month break in the Caribbean. She is believed to be trying to patch up her marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil.

Her father told Closer magazine she is planning a ‘heart-to-heart’ with her estranged husband. -Daily Mail Online

A crackpipe-to-crackhole talk sounds more like what’s planned. I think the court should put a restraining order for these two hoes. Their kind shouldn’t be allowed to breed. The world has seen too much of these two junks to last us a hundred decades.

I should’ve thought of this shit! That way, I can atleast be called an educated slut. Seen here in the pic, Wino reportedly spotted three fellow vacationers playing scrabble, wanted in and tossed her top aside before stripping down to only a teeny bikini. I bet she always keep a sex dice in her pocket at all times. A few weeks ago she pulled a David Hasselholf Baywatch stunt by pulling an injured lady out of the rocks after she was washed off the boat by a 6-feet wave. The not so monogamous exhibitionist also had two holiday affairs, stole drinks from vacationers when she was banned at the cafe and poured a glass of water to a dude who pissed her off. All these shit’s typical Wino. But she probably went a little over the top when she asked a guy to bring her wife to her hotel room for a threesome.

Unfortunately for Camden, they must be enjoying their last few days of peace and normal living ‘coz the hoe’s cutting short her vacay to go back to the UK to once again reign as the little Crackie of Camden. Turns out Blaaaaake is divorcing her crackie ass and is planning to make money out of this shit by showing Wino’s love letters to him as a damn meal ticket. In a last-ditch bid to save her marriage to Blaaaaake, she’s gonna pack all her bags and give her tits a pep-talk to hang in there and be strong. Well the letters basically say that the dickhead was an inspiration to crackie to write songs therefore he deserves a fuckin’ commission.  Wrong. It’s always been her morning crackie that inspired Wino to not only write songs but eat, walk, talk and take a crap as well. It’s her water and fountain of youth so what Blaaaaake deserves is some clitty-slapping from Wino to shut him the fuck up.

Surprisingly, she looks way better than the previous months when people witnessed a sad little crackie zombie walking the surface of the earth. Well that zombie looks like history–for now at least. Do yourselves a favor and pretend that you don’t give a shit about her crack belly and take notice of this Carribean bitch’s tits that rose from the dead. That being said, I’d hit that. But only her tits. Forget her twat, I don’t have a death wish. Doesn’t those perky things make your meat hammer uncomfortably excited?

Here she is enjoying her neverending getaway at St. Lucia beach, making love to the waves and what not. If you’re wondering who the hot stallion is she’s canoodling with in these pics, name’s Josh Bowman and apparently he’s an asssspiring-actor. Well the dude’s smart, he knows that the fastest route on the road to free publicity is through Wino’s crackhole. Hey don’t hate and degrade, that’s some honorable shit. Goodluck with the endless visits to the pee-pee doctor, fella and say hello to your new buddy Herpes.

Nope, that’s not a defected baby walrus spouted out of a walrus’ twat and into the deep blue see nor is it King Triton’s blob of poop after eating spicy shark’s fins. It’s the Crackie of Camden enjoying herself as a Carribean slut in these photos I so did not fucking had to see. I don’t really give a shit about her tits and crack basking in the waves but what I do care about is the environment.

She’s infesting the poor fishies and sea creatures with her crack dust. The little sly somehow managed to slip out of the hospital and to St. Lucia beach by hiding inside her beehive and camouflaged itself as a fuckin’ turban on some Turkish patient. Great…now my sushi-pigging days are over thanks to this fugly crack cunt. Now I’m officially gonna fast on fish for a whole decade!

Holy Fuck! Who the fuck could hump this creature? Seriously?? The visual of Blaaaaaake’s crack pipe in Winehorse’s crackpot is enough to make anyone choke in his own vomit. Brb, rushing to the bathroom while The Sun explains this revolting fuckery to ya. Damn, there goes my beef and potato burrito.

“The Sun revealed yesterday that Fielder-Civil, 26, dashed to the ailing star’s bedside on Tuesday night after failing a drug test in rehab. And last night a source said he persuaded her reluctant inner-circle to give him one hour alone with her on his final night of freedom. He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked — and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”. The source added: “It was obvious what went on.” -The Sun

Talk about a nuclear explosion of rotten smegma and sewer rat feces after the humping. They should burn the bedsheets with Blaaaaaake’s jizz on it ‘coz I seriously doubt there’s a bacterial-fighting stench-remover disinfectant known to man. Hell better yet, burn down the whole hospital before the crack corpse spreads whatever disease she’s hiding in her beehive.

Check out these photos of Amy. THIS is what Blaaaaaake fucked. Click at your own risk.

Goddaaaaaaaaamn.

]]> http://www.celebcops.com/blaaaake-hitting-amys-crackpot-before-jail-return/feed/ 0 http://www.celebcops.com/shocking-amy-winehouse-pictures/ http://www.celebcops.com/shocking-amy-winehouse-pictures/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:27:52 +0000 Mike http://www.celebcops.com/?p=183 We have some shocking pictures of drug addict and singer Amy Winehouse. There appear to be some videos and over 100 shocking photos from a private collection showing Amy take drugs, have sex in public, sing a racist song and show her tits. Below you can find a few of these pictures that were leaked to the internet. Should the Amy Winehouse sex tapes ever become available you will of course see it here first