I figured I haven’t seen Gayfish’s human dildo for a while so here’s the ghetto-loving white skank taking her ass floss for a walk. I’m not gonna start bitchin’ ‘coz I am liking what I see. I mean after seeing this beast of a woman’s badonkers, I’m learning how to shut my damn mouth and see things on a different level.

And by things, it can only mean asses.

Amber Rose, also known as Gayfish’s walking human dildo was spotted frolicking in Miami yesterday. She should’ve ditched the string bikini ‘coz it’s doing a shitty job covering up that monster ass. I could be wrong though. Methinks it serves as a floss to her butthole since she looks like the kind of hoe who loves taking two dicks in there at the same time.

She probably learned that shit from Kanye. Who says you can’t teach a bald dog new tricks?

I really hate posting about this shaved penis on legs but I’m just human. Any hoe who’s licked on Kanye “Gayfish” West’s glittery fish dick should be quarantined and locked up forever ‘coz we can never be sure if a fish flu epedemia is just waiting on the wings but Amber Rose is actually doing a good job battling irrelevancy. I mean hot damn! Look at that juicy rack and tell me you’re not sold.

Here’s Gayfish’s human dildo taking her sweet honkers for a walk.

Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend and his favorite human dildo Amber Rose apparently has a thing for black dudes ‘coz after bumping dicks with Kanye, she’s now spotted doing borderline fucky times with the rabid animal, Chris Brown. Funny, you would think a girl who looks like a shaved dick would want to date guys with balls. Daily News reports:

“Diddy announced the deejay would do a tribute to Michael Jackson,” said a guest. “Chris did an amazing impression of Michael’s moonwalk. It wasn’t long before he was dancing with Amber.” Later, as the party wound down, the pair nestled on a couch in the backyard of the Beverly Hills mansion. “They were holding hands and making out in the shadows,” said a witness. “She had her hand on his leg.” -Daily News

I’m betting that if these two cocksuckers continue to hang out, it won’t be long ’til we see Chris Brown’s hands on this whore’s neck. So alert the Popos, I smell some ass-mauling comin’.

The world’s most egoistic dickhead and this…thing was spotted at some shop in Hollywood. I don’t know where on earth he got this human dick on a condom bitch named Amber Rose but I bet she/he’s from a town called Cellulite city where people look like dicks and wear infant clothes and parade their cellulite legs and just don’t give a fuck about it.

That being said, would you hit it?? Actually fuck that. The better question would be, would you be caught dead hanging around with it? Kanye must be feeling the recession. He wouldn’t bother buying a strap-on dildo for his fuck buddy ‘coz this trash right here has already got her/his own dick.