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Alicia Keys’ Panty Upskirt

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Holy Shiznit…Alicia Keys, how you doin’ sweety!

From this view, I’d say mighty fine! Haven’t seen much of this mocha goddess so it’s a delight to see her make her comeback in the form of this sweet upskirt shot. Hey, you can’t hate on a hoe who brings the sex on pianos.

That being said, excuse me while I creep in my grandma’s house and bang the shit out of those slutty piano keys and pop me a note or two.

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Alicia Keys In A Bikini (Frustrating Stuff!)

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Alicia Keys is still in the running for Ms. Hot Face Fugly Body award and second to Thunder Thighs Sasha Fierce. Jesus, is it so difficult to ask for some sensual shit from this bitch? You won’t get wood from these bikini photos, that’s for damn sure and she’s already sucking on that asparagus! Her slick ebony piano looks ten times hotter than her and does more to the imagination. Heard Bob Dylan wrote a song about her:

“I was thinking about Alicia Keys, couldn’t help from crying
When she was born in Hell’s Kitchen, I was living down the line
I’m wondering where in the world Alicia Keys could be
I been looking for her even clean through Tennessee.”

Well I was thinking about Alicia Keys too and I couldn’t help but cry ‘coz damn I still can’t get my meathammer up!

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