Ooh la la…will ‘ya take a look at that sweet ass. That’s what I’m talkin’ about momma! Listen, if you don’t have enough reason already why you should stalk Adrianne Curry until she agrees to be your wife, this right here is reason #812. Okay, you need another one? Click on the first thumb below.

Because you got to admit fucker, every guy wants a human pretzel in bed.

Because Darth Vader is one horny motherfucker that will not stop, it has found a home between Adrianne Curry’s juicy tits. How fuckin’ classic is this? Somewhere, 99.9 percent of your average booger-picking fanboys are prematurely ejaculating over this shit.

Here’s the rest of it. I threw in some lesbian action because sometimes the world isn’t always a bitch.

Yesterday, all the comic-loving booger-picking nerds united at the 2009 Wizard World Big Apple to possibly jerk off to their childhood comic fantasies as made real in the flesh by some of the hottest celebs in the Hollywhore business. Now I don’t know who this hoe is but apparently it has a name and she goes by Adrianne Curry. Listen, I’m all about Princess Leia. She’s probably the only hottest chick in Star Wars who everyone including Jabba the Hut eye-ball fucked, but when some boring shit like this shows up at a comic-con, I’d rather go back to jacking off over Princess Leia’s poster in my attic.

Here’s Adrianne Curry at the comic-con as Princess Leia after the Hollocaust.

I’m still having a hard time trying to figure out what Twitter is all about. But it’s a good thing this fameslut named Adrianne Curry, one of those contestants in America’s Next Top Model(I don’t know why she’s famous either)came along and twittered her ‘topless” pic. Now I’m enlightened.

This is not the first time I’ve seen a half-naked pic of a d-listed skank on that site. Ashton Kutcher, Kim KardASSian, Horsey Montag–these are a few of Twitter’s loyal bitches. So I guess I finally know what Twitter’s about. It’s the Papa Joe Simpson of Hollywhore.