I don’t know the story behind this fuckery but seeing this love kitten groping this lucky bastard’s dick is enough reason for me to feel like my life is a fuckin’ joke! I mean this geek’s sex life is waaaay better than mine. How fucked up is that? You wanna know what’s even more fucked-up? It looks like he’s not even enjoying this shit. Why does this douchebag, who by the way looks like my booger-picking nerd-ass classmate back in high school, making a face that says he’s about to fart a butt nugget out of his ass.

I mean if Adriana Lima grabs my peen, I’m not sure how I would react since I’ll probably paralyzed from the cock down but what I do know is that it’s gonna be nothing like this shit. I mean cmon, it’s Adriana fuckin’ Lima, the sex on legs Victoria’s Secret goddess, even my dog does not approve of this!

I don’t know about you guys. But this is exactly the kind of sight I want to see waiting for me spread on the dinner table when I come home late from drinking at the bar. Adriana Lima just looks like the kind of chick who won’t nag and ask why your ass weren’t there at dinner but would gladly spread her legs for you after saying “You must be really hungry baby.” And of course my respond to that would be…well, I wouldn’t have any. I’d just let my tongue and dick do all the talking.