Cheryl Cole’s Panty Upskirt

Oh heeeeell yeah! It’s like hitting two birds in one stone with this shit. I don’t know who this hot hoe Cheryl Cole is but after seeing these awesome shots, I think I’m in love with her. Shit I think I’m in love with her mom too. Why the fuck not? Mom’s got a pretty good upskirt shot. Looks like upskirts run in the family. Sweeeeet. Is she even wearing panties? No? Oh damn. I just fell off my seat.

Here’s the rest of the pics of my future wife exposing some serious cleavage in a  semi-see-through dress along with her hot memaw in go-commando mode. It’s days like these I really want to be a motherfucker. Ya dig? High five!

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Jessica Simpson’s Pokies At At&T National

There’s nothing fun about golf. All you do is walk back and forth the course going to where the ball drops looking like a bunch of idiots. You might as well sit your ass down and have tea with an aloof pal, it will have the same rush. But when a blonde hoe with massive tits come to a golf game, it’s a different story.

Dumbo Simpson took her funbags to the At&T National golf tournament to sing the national anthem. Good thing she only forgot to wear a bra and not the lyrics. I got to admit she looks hot. So hot that I’d put a birdie in that hole if she’d let me.

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Lady Gaga’s Ass And Cleavage Candids At Her Concert

These days, music is not about talent. It’s about who brings in the fuckery and who always forgets to wear pants. I can’t really think of a most disgusting word to describe her ‘coz all the revolting things you can find in the dictionary is an absolute understatement. I quit this bitch. I really should ‘coz she sure ass-fucked my head without lube by her existence.

Here’s Lady GagMe demonstrating how she gets gangfucked every night by a pack of rabid walruses.

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Jodie Marsh Making Out With A Snake At A Party

I don’t have any clue what this shit is all about but it looks like a set for a porn movie with lots of beastiality and bukkake action. England’s classiest whore brought her massive jugs to what seems like a fuck party I should’ve been invited to.

A couple of shots and Jodie Marsh was getting all horny and kinky with the snake as seen in these pics. Geez, you know your life sucks when a snake gets more titty action than you.

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Paris Hilton Bikini-Clad In Dubai

The Parasite of the world was spotted showing off 99.9% of skin in Dubai, where she was shooting the third series for My New BFF. I am overly dissapointed there wasn’t any public stoning that took place. Depressing shit. I was hoping some suicide bomber would crash a plane up her boney ass and blow it to pieces. I mean, Dubai’s an islamic country known for beating up their women who so much as show their ankles. Her TV producers has told her to quit the skankiness for a while for her own good but I guess these pics explain her answer.

“Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.” -Page Six

Please. The only reason why she’s there is to hoard some Arab cocks. They really should burn this vapid whore at the stake, for Allah’s sake. Who knows what virus she’s about to come up with while she’s there.

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