Kelly Brook’s Panty Upskirt In The Car

Here’s my hot future wife Kelly Brook stepping out of the car, but not after those sex-crazed pussy-hungry paps took a shot of her see-through panties exposing some sweet punani flesh. Christ…these paps are really sinking to a new-low. If I was Kelly, I’d think of a way to get rid of those inbred bastards. Hmmm I don’t know, like maybe stop wearing panties? Gawd I’m a genius.

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Christina Hendricks’ Cleavage In A Busty Dress

With all these sob stories about Haiti, let’s take a breather and let Christina Hendricks’ golden chichis distract us from the pain and chaos. Ya know, now that I think about it…those milk jugs just might be the answer to world hunger. While other celebwhores like Gayfish here are doing lame-ass concerts to who knows whatever the fuck cause, maybe the government should spend less time clenching their ass-cheeks to the rythm and send Christina’s milk globes over to Haiti. Just sayin’.

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Cameron Diaz In A Bikini At The Carribean

In other ‘celebsluts bringin’ the sex in a bikini’ news, here’s Cameron Diaz doing a mediocre job. Sure, she’s got a trainwreck face but her sexy tight body and sweet booty is what’s up. Besides, I can always go ahead and imagine the hot hoe that she was back in her movie The Mask, or she can just wear a mask. Life has many options.

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Abigail Clancy’s Tits In A Bikini For FHM

Since it’s a slow-ass day and the celebwhores are in no mood for some punani-flashing, here’s one of UK’s hottest model chick Abigail Clancy doing the bikini thing for FHM. Seriously, with a sick figure like this and an awesome rack, who needs a story? My white wang approves of this bitch.

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Pamela Anderson’s Juicy Cleavage In A Busty Dress

Ya’ll know my love-hate relationship with Methface’s monster tits but today I’m not gonna be a hater since my last post about this mongrel didn’t do shit to my weiner. So with no further bullshitting, here’s Methface’s juicy honkers promoting whatever the fuck at some event.

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