Rihanna’s Tits In A Green Pantsuit At The Echo Awards

I’m not sure what the deal is with Chris Brown’s ex-punching bag but it seems like she’s really embracing her ‘animalistic’ side, and I don’t mean it in a dirty way. Look I have tried hard enough to resist making a single racist joke about her but Jeezus christ the bitch sure is asking for it–without the lube.

Here she is at some event looking like a spider monkey with a bad hair dye. If you’re not convinced, then perhaps THIS will put my point across.

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Belen Rodriguez’s Ass In A Bikini In Miami

Good lawd almighty! Mama Mia! Is it raining asses this week or what? See, I have no idea who this latina with the nice doo-doo is but Mr.Long-Nose here took the liberty to google who this hot chick is he’s fapping to tonight. Name’s Belen Rodriguez from Argentina. Yeah, it’s always a Belen.

Here she is taking her sweet cooter and doo-doo for a tan in Miami.

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Christina Hendrick’s Tits at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Party

In other lactating news, here’s Christina Hendrick’s juicy jugs in the running for first place with the only good thing the Kardashians offered to humanity for the World’s Milkiest Jugs title. What’s that? Oh, she’s not really lact–aaah sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my dick throbbing. *slaps dick on the computer screen* I can’t hear youuuu…la la la la la di daaa lalalalalala…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s

Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.

I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.

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Taylor Swift’s Granny Panty Upskirt

I’ve always thought this Taylor Swift chick was funny-looking. The creepy alien-like eyes and chicken legs ain’t helping either so it remains a mystery to me why she’s pretty famous ‘coz she’ll always be some country singer chick who got owned by Gayfish West in the MTV Awards to me.

Well that, and the boring hoe who wore boner-killer granny panties at a concert one.

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